WHY MADONNA WHY?

PLEASE tell me we're not going to be subjected to this bloody divorce mess for years to come! Please reassure me that every hollywood news show is NOT going to have MADONNA, MADONNA, MADONNA all over it. Please comfort me with the fact that Guy Richie is NOT going to prolong this divorce chaos! PLEEEZE stop the insanity so I can get back to my regular insane life by keeping track with what's going on with Britney Spears. THANK YOU!