GETTING IN THE MOOD FOR PALM SPRINGS PRIDE

I've got my rainbow boa around my neck and my rainbow thong on. I'm ready to celebrate Palm Springs Pride in (trailer-trash) style. Join me as I, once again, make a total fool of myself.

JOE (the fake) PLUMMER HAS SOME BREAKING NEWS! LISTEN IN NOW!

Hot off the white-trash, republican presses! We have some breaking news about our hero Joe (the fake) plummer! It's something all white-trash, toothless republicans need to hear. Listen in now for a special update on good ol' Joey boy!

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IT TOOK AN IRAQ VETERAN TO DEFEND DRAG QUEENS

Yesterday I talked about how a drag queen was denied access to a restaurant in Palm Springs, CA. This radio show stirred up a lot of emotions including a 2-time war veteran who straightened me out about the issue. You have to hear this one.

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SHOUD DRAG QUEENS BE DENIED ACCESS INTO RESTAURANTS?

A local restaurant/bar in Palm Springs, California denied access to a local drag queen performer. Now this has all drag queens up in wigs. Is this legal? The drag queens think not. Is this discrimination? The drag queens think so. The bottom line to this story. . . DON'T piss off the drag queens (their finger nails hurt).

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THE ATTACK OF THE BITTER OLD QUEEN

I love to read all the juicy gossip and rants on http://banterrant.com . One of the topics is about old bitter queens in the desert. I really didn't pay much attention to the topic until I experienced one this weekend. Wow, you have to hear about my run-in with some old drunk goat.

Why Did Beyonce Change Her Name To Sasha Fierce?

I'm not sure if she was smokin' her dirty underwear when Beyonce decided to change her name to Sasha Fierce but it sounds like a Drag Queen's name.

ARE GAYS FAIRLY PORTRAYED IN MAINSTREAM MEDIA?

I know I've brought this topic up before but everytime I turn on the radio or TV, my point is confirmed. My point is, gays are still the butt of all jokes. In mainstream media, gays are the joke. In most cases, we allow this (i.e. Bobby Trendy). I've been asking someone to prove me wrong and give me some examples of gays on mainstream TV series, that are not embarrassing. I have yet to get a response.

LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKE ME GIGGLE

I have a strange sense of humor and there are certain things that make me go giggle in the night (if you will). I've been hooked on this new website ( http://banterrant.com ) because that's where all the psychos are hangin' out. Some of the posts there really crack me up. It's my kind of community. Anyhoo, I talk about some of the post on my show today so listen in.

DON'T EVER MAKE FUN OF MADONNA

I've learned one thing with my show. Never, ever make fun of Madonna. I should have known that but I sailed into uncharted territories. After yesterday's show, I was attacked by phone calls, instant messages, emails, blogs, faxes, overnight deliveries and smoke signals. Wow, I now stand corrected. Today's blog is brought to you by TAIM ( Twinks Against Insulting Madonna).

WHY MADONNA WHY?

PLEASE tell me we're not going to be subjected to this bloody divorce mess for years to come! Please reassure me that every hollywood news show is NOT going to have MADONNA, MADONNA, MADONNA all over it. Please comfort me with the fact that Guy Richie is NOT going to prolong this divorce chaos! PLEEEZE stop the insanity so I can get back to my regular insane life by keeping track with what's going on with Britney Spears. THANK YOU!

ALLEN DEFENDS THE RAINBOW WITH PASSION

Allen promises to make today's show mellow, happy and feel-good. This is because many of you emailed him about his past shows being "angry". So listen in to the NEW Allen's World Radio Show as he mellows out and talks rainbows.

ALLEN IS READING LOVELY HATE MAIL

Allen takes the time to read all his wonderful (hate) mail.

WHY ARE PARENTS GETTING RID OF THEIR KIDS??

I'm on my soap box again. I need some explanation. Why is this right-wing, radical religious group spending MILLIONS of dollars in California (to prevent gay marriage). They need to be spending that money on the straights, who cross state lines to drop their teens off at a "safe-haven" hospital BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE. Wow! What a country!

ALLEN IS RANTING ON A TUESDAY

It's terrific Tuesday but Allen is on a radical rant and no one can stop him. He's ticked off and he's taking no prisoners. Listen in to his little hissy fit.

ALLEN'S GETTING A ROOT CANAL IN TIJUANA, MEXICO

There's been a lot of news lately about the bloodshed going on in Tijuana, Mexico. BUT, because of the economy, Allen has to go there to get a root canal. Let's hope he makes it out alive! Wow, anything to save a buck!

I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

I don't think Bush should say anything when the DOW is going down. Today is had an "emergency" press announcement. He wanted to reassure the country that "we're going to be alright". During his speech, the DOW dropped again. Yeah, I'm reassured!

GAYS CANNOT GET MARRIED, YET STRAIGHTS CAN DO THIS??

Oh, the debate over Gay Marriage continues in California BUT, the straights can do things like drop off their kids at hospitals (if they don't want them anymore). You have to listen to this news story to believe it!

WHAT ARE THOSE STRANGE NOISES COMING OUT OF MCCAIN?

Have you noticed the grinding/winding noises coming out of McCain. If you don't know what I'm talking about, listen in. I'll re-enact them for you.

IS THE GLBT COMMUNITY IN "ECONOMY DENIAL"?

Are times of crisis just one big circuit party for the gay community? Allen seems to think so but then gets slapped down by caller.

Allen Complains About The Weekend

As you know, it's Monday AND Allen loves to complain. This Monday is no different. Listen in.

Allen Complains About Getting Old

Even though it's Friday (Allen's favorite day of the week), Allen is in a deep depression. Something was brought to his attention that reminded him how old he is.

Listener Goes Off On Allen's Show

A bitter listener send Allen a five-page email complaining about yesterday's show. Allen handles it the only way he knows how.

Allen's World Radio Show with BREAKING NEWS

There's been a lot of big news stories this week but this one is the BIGGEST!